Cleanup in Aisle 1!

Remember how you always wanted to get a seat in the balcony, so you could make out in private? 

Boy, have times changed!

The 7th-Inning Stretch

... is now officially renamed "The 7th-Inning Strip".  Now no one will care if the home team is losing!

Just Another Day at Camp Run-Amuck

I think I made a mistake by never camping after I left the Boy Scouts at age 14.

It's Baseball Season

What's the score? Who cares, really?

"Can I Help You Find Something?"

Even a trip to the drugstore is an adventure these days!

Mixed Doubles

Ha! And this dope thought he was actually going to play tennis today.

No Pockets

... for that wad of cash.